POLEMIC AGAINST MY BLACK CAT GEORGE:
The cat is evil.
Serving no function other than to
eat us out of house and home,
poop. in a box.
shed,
and, spread
*dramatic pause*
FLEAS...
Anyone of the opinion that the cat is useful had been deluded,
anyone who follows her black-cat-devil ways has been corrupted by her doctrine of self-centeredness.
(Her presence lulls you into doldrums with her.)
Her affections are pathetic and half hearted as well as unimpressive.
She can not even perform at the level of an ordinary cat, cannot jump past the level of a knee.
Any person who feeds her, feeds the black abyss of her never-ending, useless appetite - and feeding her catnip is asking for wrath.
The cat is altogether evil.
(See how the beginning and the end reinforce the fact that the cat is evil?)
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